that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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