My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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