what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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