Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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