So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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