Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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