never play flip cup with pint glasses
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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