This girl is more easily done than said...
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Found your dick twin last night
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Randomize
