Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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