i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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