i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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