dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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