Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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