I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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