Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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