Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
A bitchslap is in order.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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