Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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