I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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