Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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