fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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