just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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