She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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