yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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