hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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