any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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