? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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