that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
