Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
tell me about the eggs
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