I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
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I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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