Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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