Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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