just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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