Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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