The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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