We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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