Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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