I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
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