You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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