I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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