apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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