But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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