I hate your face
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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