I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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