She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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