"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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