doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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