i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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