PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i wish my penis had a tongue
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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