How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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