People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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