I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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