she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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