Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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