Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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