there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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