i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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