the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
someone owes me an orgasm
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Life is so much better after having sex.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize